I WANNA SEE THE PENGUINS!

my mom recently found out about “andy”, and she is not pleased. it couldn’t have happened at a worse time too, my great grandmother was put into hospice care just last week and everyone in my family has been stressing out.

i mean, i obviously feel bad about the whole situation, but i DO NOT feel bad about what i am doing. i feel bad that other people can’t see that i’m NOT doing anything wrong here. i can’t really blame them for seeing it that way…my parents are very religious, thats the way they were raised.

oh well.

no worries though, i’m not going anywhere!

your little delinquent,

andy s.d.

hugs n’ blowbangs,
andy san dimas

Let’s all go to Disney World!

i think i’m finally starting to work on some new projects!
this year will be very exciting for andy san dimas…or at least i hope so haha.

i’ve been watching these tapes we made over and over…i even got off 3 times in 15 minutes. i rule. we’re gonna put some samples up on pornotube i think…just for fun hahaha.

I leave you today with a few thoughts

- I find pro-wrestling to be more realistic than any presidential debate.

- I have Ohio, the weather sucks and a majority of the people are very closed-minded.

- I will hold my tongue in a public forum, because I can’t stand arguing with people who refuse to lose an argument, no matter how wrong they are.

- I do not believe in the term “GILF”, because it’s just plain wrong. Grandmas are for hugs and cookies, not for fucking.

- I believe women deserve to be treated with respect and dignity, unless you are currently engaging in a sexual act and she enjoys otherwise.

- Unless otherwise noted, i think you should always ask before trying anal.

- I think America’s greatest enemy is Disney, not Iran or North Korea.

- I am, have been and always will be dryly humored, sarcastic and constantly misunderstood.

- I hate strip clubs and porn stores because I cannot stand men who objectify women. I strongly believe pornstars are people too and they are pretty damn awesome if you get to know um.

- I am one of those nice, coy, shy nerdy types who also happen to be a sex and porn addict.

- I say FUCK a lot.

END.

howdy! i’m andy san dimas (or andy sd…or just san deem ASS). i’m young, i’m friendly, and i love to choke on fat cocks. hahaha…but seriously, i’m just a really nice/normal kid. i currently live in baltimore, but thats about to change. i spend a lot of my time being an internet nerd. i also love playing my pink nintendo DS and collecting garbage pail kids cards. i’m a huge dork.

i have a rad boyfriend (not the dude i was dating in role modeling…that didn’t work out so well after the movie) who has actually done a couple scenes himself. lately we’ve been into shooting our own stuff and taking n00dz.

i love kinky sex and getting smacked around a little bit. i can deep throat a lot of cock like a good whore. i’m very submissive and i love being told what to do.

hmm…what else do you need to know…

i travel a lot and i listen to everything…from death metal to synth pop. i’m pretty sarcastic and i love mystery science theater 3000.

when it comes to the biz, i’m still kind of getting my feet wet. i’ve done a bunch of scenes for kink.com and countless other fetish shoots, but as far as boy/girl work, role modeling is still my only one. i plan on doing more work for vividalt though. i think i was born to be in this business. i’m pretty sane (for the most part) and i’m super pervy.

sixmonthsoflight.com

also!

my boyfriend’s new album came out today. i’m in their new music video (not up yet) for the song “major rager” (hardy har har). i’m very drunk in this video. dana and eon like me to be very drunk. apparently i’m “more fun”. honestly, i’m just more of a bitch. anyway! buy it pleeeease.

:)

in other news!
i’m going on a little road trip to spend some time with my boo while he’s tour…in the dirty south. hopefully my car doesn’t give me any problems…wish me luck!

Fonz be with you.
and with you.
now sit on it.
aeeeeeeeeeeeeee!